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this is what the maori are doing and have done to all real new zealanders

The Treatygate Con

1.Get state academics to rewrite New Zealand history as a fantasy novel, where the Maoris are the goodies and the British the baddies.
2.Get state schools and universities to indoctrinate New Zealanders with this fake history.
3.Get the bogus historians to slam past historians as unreliable (even those who witnessed the actual events or interviewed those who were there).
4.Get the state media to peddle the fake history to stoke Maori grievance and white (new zealanders) guilt.
5.Get iwi to fake claims to right fake wrongs.
6.Set up a state tribunal to hear these fake Maori claims.
7.Pay senior lawyers to represent Maori, and junior lawyers to represent the Crown.
8.Give the tribunal sole power to interpret the Treaty.
9.Let the tribunal approve claims based on pure hearsay.
10.Make all Treaty-related documents as hard to find, and hard to read, as possible.
11.Brand as ‘racist’ anyone who questions any Maori entitlement.
12.If enough people object, threaten a race war.
13.To continue the resource grab indefinitely, entrench a Treaty-based, Bolivian-style constitution where indigenous people are more equal than others.
14.Pretend that Maori are indigenous to New Zealand, when they rowed here in the waka (boat like a dragon boat) or sailed here by accident when they were out fishing and a storm picked them up, just before the Europeans (as they were just that little bit closer), and suppress the mounting evidence that other races got here first (the race that they ate).
15.Pretend at all times that Maori remain a separate race, even though they’re all now part-white.

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the clockmaker Attacks

this kid should have known better then to come to school with a Brief case, and what clearly looks like a boomb from a tv show or movie inside.

the kid now called the clockmaker should have thought befor even making one, they say that it is a pencil case,

but i have now seen a pencil case that is like that.

clockmaker, a 14-year-old ninth grader at MacArthur High School in Irving, Texas, said the clock caught the attention of one of his teachers who reported it to the school's principal on Monday.    

An officer and the principal came and took him to a room filled with five [police] officers," Mohamed told local station Dallas News in a video interview from his electronics workshop at his home.

where the clockmaker was seting up his next attack

Mohamed said police officers asked him if he intended to make a bomb, but he repeatedly asserted that he had only ever tried to make a clock.
Mohamed said officers claimed it was a "hoax bomb", while school Principal Daniel Cumming reportedly told Mohamed that he would be expelled unless he gave a written statement.

"They interrogated the clockmaker and searched through his  stuff ... later he was taken to a juvenile detention centre."

where he tryed to Escape.

At the centre, police searched Mohamed again, took a mugshot, and took his fingerprints before releasing him.

The incident has renewed the issue of anti-Islamic discrimination in the city, whose mayor, Beth Van Duyne, received attention earlier in the summer for anti-Islamic rhetoric.

His father, Mohamed Elhassan Mohamed, a Sudanese immigrant, said that he believed the arrest was racially motivated.

"He just wants to invent good things for mankind, but because his name is Mohamed and because of September 11, I think my son got mistreated," the father said.

Police spokesman James McLellan confirmed that Mohamed had never claimed to have made a hoax bomb.

"He kept maintaining it was a clock, but there was no broader explanation."

this has to stop they have to stop making things that are and look like bombs.

max spendilten....................................................

Clockmaker by alespanda
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the aids want to spead their evil all over the world.

A delegation from Te Hiku o te Ika are travelling to the head office of Norway's biggest company, Statoil, to demonstrate the widespread opposition to its oil exploration programme in Te Reinga Basin.

Far North aid tribal representatives leave tomorrow and will be meeting with the indigenous Sami Parliament of Norway to seek their support in demanding a future free of deep sea oil drilling.

But the aids have one thing against them; the people of Norway will do anything to get rid of the pure evil from their country, just like the people of New Zealand, have been doing.
 
They will then travel to Norway's oil capital of Stavanger to tell Statoil management at the company’s headquarters that their ships are not welcome in Aotearoa’s  even though there is no such place as Aotearoa, they may new Zealand seas, but not Aotearoa.

The delegation is making the journey on behalf of a number of hapu and aids, including Ngati Kuri, Ngati Kahu and Te Rarawa, who have all made strong statements of opposition to Statoil's deep sea exploration plans in Te Reinga Basin.

As one of the Kaitiaki for the marine area, kaumatua and member of Te Ahipara Komiti Takutaimoana, Te Wani Otene, says the iwi wants Statoil to surrender their permits and go home.

We only have to look at recent history to see our future, the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is still causing so much damage, we are not going to let that happen in Ahipara, to Te Oneroa a Tohe, he says.
But the aids are not going to be very friendly, they believe that it’s there way are not at all and they will do anything (and I mean anything) to get their own way.

That is why we all have to put an end to the way of the aids.    

The end.
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BI-GUY: Origin

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bi-guy Origin COVER ART by alespanda



My name is SUSHI GI and when I was 11 I died, and ended up on an island, that island was Mokoia Island.

I was out on a school camping trip, to PIKOWAI (pick o why) beach with my class, and they were all swimming in the sea, me and my hot girlfriend were out, in the water, kai was showing me how to surf when a wave hit me and knocked me about, kai paddled her board closer to me, and she pulled me onto her board, just as a another wave hit me sending me underwater where I was knocked out, kai dived of her surfboard, after me, she swam deep, and came up to me, and she found out that I was now dead.

In a blinding light washed over me, and I was gone.

Yes it is hard to believe that I have drowned, since I am here to save the world from evil, especially the aids.     

When I woke up, I was on this strange island called MOKOIA ISLAND; it was a small island in the middle of Lake ROTORUA, lying down on a small but comfortable patch of grass, surrounded by a small mountain and bush.

There was also a small hot poll near the edge of the island, named hinemoa pool.

There was also this strange guy and girl there they were kind of glowing, the girl she was wearing a green sailor scout uniform (from the anime sailor moon)

This was not at all strange or even the slightest bit weird.

The guy he was wearing green spandex leggings, and a green spandex t-shirt (with a kanji style logo on it)

The girl walked slowly over to me, whispering something in an ancient language possibly Irish.

She got to me, and slowly climbed on top of me putting one leg on either side of me, sitting down onto my wet cock.

Then she started to give me the Kiss of life, which made me choke and splatter, thus bringing me back to life.    

I looked at this girl who was sitting on top of me; I was looking right into her eyes.

And she was steering right back at me.

“Hi sushi gi, I’m Shinigami the goddess of death” Shinigami told me.

“What the frack I’m dead” I yelled as squirmed my way out from under Shinigami  

“No way sushi your not dead I just brought you back to life after you drowned” Shinigami informed.

And my name is Suijin god of the sea, see I was the one who chose you to help in our fight to save the world from itself, and you seemed to be the right one, the noble one, the one to take on the powers and become, So otoko 双男. (bi-guy in Japanese)” 

I stood up and just kind of stood there, steering at Suijin, and then I spoke.

“No not So-otoko 双男, bi-guty I replied in a stern sharp voice, but So-otoko 双男 is a fantastically cool name anyway.

Suijin was kind of taken back by this, but he knew that he chosen the right person for the job.

“Right then sushi gi (bi-guy)” Suijin said as he picked up a naginata and started to chant (In Japanese)

Suijin lowered the naginata, facing the head towards me. 

I was covered in this pink and blue glow, and I felt fantastic.

This is fantastic” I yelled excited as I lifted my right arm up into the air, above my head, withy my hand in a fist.

I jumped into the air creating what looked like to be a blaster, giving me a ki blast when I fired the bi-blaster. 

“This is a blast, you should try this” I expressed with a lot of excitement in my voice, and kind of sounding like one hell of an excited kid.  

Now I have to stop all the evil attacking our planet, starting with this small country of ZEALANDIA.

I jumped down to the ground looking out over the crystal clear lake.

There was this odd feeling that kind of washed over me.

I could sense something was wrong, kind of a disturbance. 

I was not sure what the feeling was, but what I did know was that it was a good feeling.

I just stood there with a glazed look in my eyes, as I still looked out over the crystal clear lake.

I held my bi-blaster tight in my hand ready

Are you the one that they call bi-guy” xenasked, as he came out of the water. Xen was not wearing much at all, just a black pair of female speedo boy shorts.   I turned looking straight at him, he was not buff, but not that overly skinny either, with pale white skin.His hair was short pink and spiky.  Kink of like mine just shorter. 

Xen was just kind of standing there dripping wet from his swim.

Looking bloody sexy, far too sexy for his own good.

I could not seem to be able to take my eyes off of him; he was just far too hot.

His pale skin glistened in the sun as he walked down towards me.

Yes I am the one they call bi-guy” I told xen as he kept walking.

I am xen (Zen) and I could not help but come and see such erotic beauty” xen replied in a very sexy voice.

Suijin and Shinigami just stood off to the side kind of giggling to themselves.

“bi-guy behind you” xen yelled as an evil creature came out of the lake.

I spun around, to see a guy with dark brown skin and a lot of tattoos, and a grass skirt.

I’m not here to hurt you bi-guy” the creature comforted in a sweat soft voice as the aid put a rough dark drown skinned hand on my shoulder.

Hi I’m Iorangi (yioh RAH ngee)” the creature introduced.

Iorangi started to kiss down my neck.

What the frack” I yelled as I spun around firing a ki blast out of my bi-blaster at Iorangi.

The blast hit Iorangi sending him flying into the hot pool.

This made Iorangi very mad, Iorangi jumped out of the hot pool into the air, landing right in front of me.

“You should not have done that bi-guy” Iorangi yelled as hit me with the back of his hand, sending me into a tree.       

I hit the tree coursing it to crack and splinter, as I feel to the ground.   

I slowly stretched out my right arm in front of my head, placing the palm of my hand on the ground, slowly pushing myself up.

I did not get far up when I lost all of my strength to move, falling back down to the ground.

Xen jumped up into the air grabbing the naginata and stabbed it into the chest of the AID, turning it into dust.   

Now I must stop all aids and save this planet from pure evil.   

The pure evil of the aids.

Mokoia Island by alespanda
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Bi-guy is an

Acrobat: A hero whose skills rely on their incredible aerobic and gymnastic abilities, whether they're naturally honed (like Black Widow or Nightwing), or superhuman (like Spider-Man, or Daredevil ).

And he is also

A fantastic Marksman: A hero who uses projectile weapons, typically guns, bows and arrows or throwing objects; e.g., Hawkeye, Green Arrow, Cable, Gambit, and the Punisher. Buy-y mostly uses guns (lazer guns as well).

And bi-guy is a trained  Martial Artist: A hero whose physical abilities are sometimes related to some sort of martial art e.g. judo, taekwondo etc. rather than superpowers but whose hand-to-hand combat skills are phenomenal. Some of these characters are actually superhuman or is empowered by an external source (Iron Fist and Captain America), while others who don't always have superpowers but are extremely skilled and athletic (Batman and related characters, Naruto Uzumaki, Black Canary, Shang Chi, Baki Hanma, Kenshiro, (Raffles the Gentleman Thug, Wildcat and multiple characters from Watchmen). He is trained in the art of kempo and Capoeira .

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